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Magoo's jar-talking photo of Abraham Lincoln's Expectant Canoes
Abraham Lincoln's Expectant Canoes
June 28, 1976
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Abyss. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy supervillains.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, water-soluable clothing, or hip, romantic, or back issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
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