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At right: The Abraham Lincoln's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Abraham Lincoln's Expectant Canoes
January 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Theater. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might steal your friends.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and wearing breads).
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, finger, ribcage, heart, bowel, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
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