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The Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes attraction as seen from the top of history
Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes
April 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find daring, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Guest in front must be at least 39" tall.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, unstopable cluelessness, blinding shoes, sin, or heart, knee, blood, attention-span, brain, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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