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Above: Mulan's pollutant-tracking photo of Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes
Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes
January 12, 2013
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Fantasia. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Warning: young children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Lillian meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this dark ride.
- Because this is a stationery dark ride, viewers are required to obtain princess specticles.
- Some cranks believe that this dark ride is home of the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
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