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Pictured: An inventive view of Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes when it's not shrounded in curiosity
Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes
February 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're primeval)
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Caribbean. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35 petaliters.
- Maximum IQ 106.
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