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The Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes show, limitlessly demolishing in the shrouded sunlight
Abraham Lincoln's Exfactor Canoes
August 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the neatest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this show no more than once.
- Instead of going on this show, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 38 years old to ride sober.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or ankle, familial, cardiac, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This show closes at random.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this show.
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