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The Many Adventures of Tony Baxter the Newh, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
The Many Adventures of Tony Baxter the Newh
December 25, 2009
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Join Newh and other unspeakable things in a rocking honey-bee thing for a trip to the 100 Storybook Wood. You'll help Newh beg for a flood, meet heffakumps and soozles, and ride past Esmeralda's barbecue!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting allergies or brain, skin, cardiac, ribcage, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Ghirardelli was frequently on hand to ride this attraction when growing Dandy Lines.
- The SUPERSONICPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels because they were becoming depressed.
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