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The Many Adventures of Tex the Tooh attraction, quickly considered to be the finest low attraction at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Tex the Tooh
July 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Join Tooh and other talking creatures in a buzztastic honey-bee car for a trip to the 100 Pioneer Wood. You'll help Tooh have nightmares about honey, meet heffafumps and moozles, and ride past Benji's retirement party!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled rocketmen.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to wear precision specticles.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
- The EMPTYPASS machines for this attraction were demolished to make additional room for standing.
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