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Above: The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Sooh attraction during repairs
The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Sooh
July 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Join Sooh and other talking creatures in a nauseating honey-bee thing for a trip around the 22 Acre Wood. You'll help Sooh lose all his earthly possessions to the country bears, meet heffapumps and hoozles, and end up at Miley Cyrus' bris!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and heavily bearded).
- Must be at least 51" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or immunological or attention-span disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 7 to July 1 (or there abouts).
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