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The Many Adventures of Schweitzer the Ewh attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
The Many Adventures of Schweitzer the Ewh
April 17, 1997
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Join Ewh and pals in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip to the 100 Antagonists Wood. You'll help Ewh have his home destroyed by torrential rain, meet heffadumps and goozles, and just miss Pumbaa's celebration!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a grisly robot.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or personal, elbow, ankle, social, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
- The GREEDYPASS machines for this attraction were pirated away for use as spare parts.
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