Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Many Adventures of Sallah the Dew attraction, laterally considered to be the premier bad attraction at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Sallah the Dew
March 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to "The Caboose" web site)
Join Dew and other talking creatures in a rocking honey-bee thing for a trip to the 192 Acre Wood. You'll help Dew be washed away by a natural disaster, meet heffadumps and soozles, and ride past Ron Miller's wake!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young tweens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.