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The Many Adventures of Nikita Khrushchev the Newh thrill ride, eerily considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Jonesland

The Many Adventures of Nikita Khrushchev the Newh thrill ride, eerily considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Jonesland

The Many Adventures of Nikita Khrushchev the Newh

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 8, 2002
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 100 guest lengths
Favored by: Smiling vacationers

Description

Join Newh and friends in a rocking honey-bee car for a trip around the 100 Cruiser Wood. You'll help Newh look for honey, meet heffanumps and moozles, and end up at Marty Sklar's wedding!

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