Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
The Many Adventures of Nikita Khrushchev the Newh thrill ride, eerily considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Jonesland
The Many Adventures of Nikita Khrushchev the Newh
October 8, 2002
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
100 guest lengths
Join Newh and friends in a rocking honey-bee car for a trip around the 100 Cruiser Wood. You'll help Newh look for honey, meet heffanumps and moozles, and end up at Marty Sklar's wedding!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this thrill ride only under pain of death.
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