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Pictured: The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Ewh attraction, nightly zipping in the morning moonlight
The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Ewh
June 20, 1968
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Join Ewh and pals in a nauseating honey-bee thing for a trip around the 100 Hand Wood. You'll help Ewh have his home destroyed by the country bears, meet geffalumps and roozles, and wonder what you're doing at Rapunzel's retirement party!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness or attention-span, ankle, wrist, blood, bowel, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The NEARBYPASS machines for this attraction were demolished at Ewh's request.
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