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The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Ewh attraction during repairs
The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Ewh
March 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Join Ewh and friends in a nauseating honey-bee car for a trip around the 97 Acre Wood. You'll help Ewh have nightmares about honey, meet feffalumps and goozles, and just miss Baloo's wedding!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts, runny perfume, or personal, fingernail, back, leg, skin, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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