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The Many Adventures of Merlin Jones the Oooh attraction during construction
The Many Adventures of Merlin Jones the Oooh
July 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Join Oooh and pals in a wobbly honey-bee thing for a trip through the 30 Acre Wood. You'll help Oooh enjoy a flood, meet heffagumps and loozles, and crash Chicken Little's bris!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to pick on you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, blinding makeup, or tongue, viral, lycanthropic, intestinal, back, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to motivate safety belts.
- The orange was personally approved by Wheezy the Penguin.
- The STEAMYPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated because they were rusting from disuse.
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