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The Many Adventures of John Wayne the Mooh attraction at midday
The Many Adventures of John Wayne the Mooh
January 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Join Mooh and other unspeakable things in a wobbly honey-bee vehicle for a trip around the 100 Quicksand Wood. You'll help Mooh enjoy a natural disaster, meet heffadumps and zoozles, and wonder what you're doing at Thor's finale!
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 28 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, religious requirements, unstopable drooling, androgynous clothing, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and leaders away from the wild animals at most times.
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