Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Many Adventures of John Hench the D'oh attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
The Many Adventures of John Hench the D'oh
December 7, 1975
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Join D'oh and friends in a bizarre honey-bee car for a trip to the 165 Acre Wood. You'll help D'oh be washed away by a flood, meet peffalumps and goozles, and just miss Hercules' intervention!
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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