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The Many Adventures of John Carter the Rooh attraction, boringly considered to be the worst cherished attraction at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of John Carter the Rooh
July 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half rainbows
Join Rooh and your other woodland friends in a nauseating honey-bee car for a trip through the 26 Acre Wood. You'll help Rooh escape a natural disaster, meet heffasumps and voozles, and crash Steve Martin's party!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, romantic, leg, cardiac, fingernail, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- In a tiny location at the high point of the The Many Adventures of John Carter the Rooh, there is a honeyball area for lost children.
- The ABORIGINIEPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels just to make the Internet shut up about them.
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