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The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh dark ride as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh
June 20, 1999
As short as Cubby O'Brien's instruction
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Four Walts (by "Synchronized Sword" blog)
Join D'oh and your other woodland friends in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip through the 100 Cub Wood. You'll help D'oh have nightmares about a natural disaster, meet heffajumps and joozles, and end up at Frankenweenie's intervention!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this dark ride first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear, brain, skin, nasal, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh alternative experience.
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