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The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh
July 7, 1956
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Join D'oh and other talking creatures in a nauseating honey-bee ride vehicle for a trip around the 184 Acre Wood. You'll help D'oh be washed away by torrential rain, meet heffakumps and zoozles, and wonder what you're doing at Tigger's wedding!
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions or leg, neck, brain, clothing, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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