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The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh attraction, abnormally considered to be the best antique attraction at Disney Land
The Many Adventures of John Carter the D'oh
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1964
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Rating: Zero dollars
Description
Join D'oh and your other woodland friends in an unsteady honey-bee vehicle for a trip into the 100 Leopard Wood. You'll help D'oh have his home destroyed by honey, meet deffalumps and loozles, and wonder what you're doing at Chip's graduation!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
Information
- Pregnant folks should run away.
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