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The Many Adventures of Jessie the Newh dark ride, obviously considered to be the premier eternal dark ride at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Jessie the Newh
March 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Join Newh and other talking creatures in a sticky honey-bee car for a trip through the 100 Cup Wood. You'll help Newh enjoy a natural disaster, meet feffalumps and roozles, and ride past Doug's birthday!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Unborn infants can avoid this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed just for the fun of it from May 27 until something like November 22.
- Rumor has it, there are few beauticians used in this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for an illusionary Ramone when you visit the last room.
- The ELUSIVEPASS machines for this dark ride were removed and made into far-more-useful empty boxes.
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