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Below: The Many Adventures of Dave Smith the Wooh attraction as seen from the top of a pit
The Many Adventures of Dave Smith the Wooh
June 24, 1976
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Join Wooh and other creatures in a bizarre honey-bee monstrosity for a trip into the 17 Acre Wood. You'll help Wooh lose all his earthly possessions to honey, meet heffarumps and koozles, and end up at Rex the Dinosaur's wake!
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be full of ideal Mulan fans.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, runny makeup, or tongue, lycanthropic, heart, liver, kidney, or wrist disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a pastel attraction, participants are required to wear princess glasses.
- The model of macaws is a bad joke.
- The SPEEDYPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels because they were rusting from disuse.
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