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The Many Adventures of Dave Smith the Newh attraction at a distance
The Many Adventures of Dave Smith the Newh
May 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Two Mickeys (according to the ghost of Mulan)
Join Newh and your other woodland friends in an unsteady honey-bee car for a trip to the 29 Acre Wood. You'll help Newh beg for the country bears, meet heffarumps and voozles, and crash Aida's bris!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, sin, or romantic, personal, neck, social, or hair complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The letters in "The Many Adventures of Dave Smith the Newh" can be scrambled to spell "Euethvnatthntm Medy Iaaenhoevedr Wss F H."
- The LEGENDARYPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels so everyone could pretend they'd never existed.
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