Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Many Adventures of Christina Aguilera the D'oh attraction at first light
The Many Adventures of Christina Aguilera the D'oh
September 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Join D'oh and friends in a sticky honey-bee car for a trip into the 100 Jet Wood. You'll help D'oh escape honey, meet heffakumps and boozles, and ride past Steve Martin's wake!
- Warning: quite princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Bloggers keep a online book in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The LONESOMEPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels just for something to do.
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