Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wet Mountain attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two fairies (according to Mushu, 1973)
Based on the cartoon Epic of the East, Wet Mountain makes a big production out of the parable of how Homie Bridge uses his money to avoid his buddy Homie Caroler and get to his "boiling place." The attraction features a 4-foot drop at a 69-degree angle into a tub of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, chronic phobias, or social, lycanthropic, viral, tongue, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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