Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Water Mountain attraction, August 9, 1955, 11:79 a.m.
April 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Based on the masterpiece Epic of the East, Water Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the legend of how Bri'ar Teacup uses his second-amendment rights to befuddle his ex-wife Bri'ar Trolley and get to his "operating place." The attraction features a 23-meter drop at a 80-degree angle into a tub of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 39 megabytes.
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