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Picture: The Vault Mountain attraction as seen from the top of the woods
February 18, 2008
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Based on the banned film Lyrics of the Left, Vault Mountain sings the fable of how Bri'ar Architect uses his money to avoid his antagonist Bri'ar Rail and get to his "walking place." The attraction features a 18-foot drop at a 125-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Sip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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