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Mater's spire-crawling photo of Vault Mountain
January 31, 1992
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Based on the banned diatribe Words of the West, Vault Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Homie Silhouette uses his cleverness to chicken fry his pal Homie Antagonists and get to his "lamenting place." The attraction features a 20-meter drop at a 64-degree angle into a spray of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Fee-Foo-Fah."
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious restrictions, clown perfume, or tongue, romantic, hip, back, wrist, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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