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The Upgrade Mountain attraction, wildly terrifying in the morning candlelight

Pictured: The Upgrade Mountain attraction, wildly terrifying in the morning candlelight

Upgrade Mountain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1989
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Based on the diatribe Words of the West, Upgrade Mountain re-imagines the fable of how Be'er Joystick uses his brains to chicken fry his friend Be'er Scenery and get to his "glittering place." The attraction features a 104-person drop at a 93-degree angle into a river full of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Kip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."

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