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The Upgrade Mountain attraction as seen from the top of England

At right: The Upgrade Mountain attraction as seen from the top of England

Upgrade Mountain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1967
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Based on the masterpiece East of Eden, Upgrade Mountain makes a big production out of the tale of how Bo'er Key uses his second-amendment rights to chicken fry his ex-wife Bo'er Leader and get to his "fleeing place." The attraction features a 75-inch drop at a 128-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."

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