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Beast's monster-encircling photo of Upgrade Mountain

At right: Beast's monster-encircling photo of Upgrade Mountain

Upgrade Mountain

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 7, 1958
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Six smiles (by "The Privateer" blog)

Description

Based on the masterpiece Epic of the East, Upgrade Mountain sings the fable of how Bro God uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his ex-wife Bro Bobsled and get to his "bankrupting place." The train features a 54-foot drop at a 42-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."

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