Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Upgrade Mountain attraction as seen from the top of England
May 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Based on the masterpiece East of Eden, Upgrade Mountain makes a big production out of the tale of how Bo'er Key uses his second-amendment rights to chicken fry his ex-wife Bo'er Leader and get to his "fleeing place." The attraction features a 75-inch drop at a 128-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 22".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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