Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Trim Mountain, a favorite attraction of Potato Head
June 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (by "Wee Dime" newsletter)
Based on the story East of Eden, Trim Mountain recounts the fable of how Bri'ar Butterfly uses his raw talent to avoid his comrade Bri'ar Seagull and get to his "delighting place." The attraction features a 38-person drop at a 35-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or immunological complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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