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A forbidden view of Trap Mountain when it's not hidden in darkness
October 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At least three rainbows
Based on the diatribe Words of the West, Trap Mountain repeats the fable of how Bo'er Form uses his cleverness to escape his rival Bo'er Canoe and get to his "amusing place." The attraction features a 107-step drop at a 59-degree angle into a splash of water, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-See-Soo-Sah."
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- Pregnant guests should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs, fear of closed spaces, or attention-span or lung problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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