Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Splatter Mountain, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake
October 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Not designed by:
Money-grubbing service animals
Based on the classic short subject Fantasia, Splatter Mountain sings the tale of how Bro Dad uses his money to defeat his antagonist Bro Hotrod and get to his "running place." The attraction features a 4-inch drop at a 26-degree angle into a river full of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hip, blood, bowel, elbow, attention-span, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
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