Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Splatter Mountain attraction at park closing
September 19, 2007
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Based on the beloved masterpiece Epic of the East, Splatter Mountain tells the legend of how Ba'ar Whip uses his second-amendment rights to avoid his foe Ba'ar Icicle and get to his "galloping place." The attraction features a 20-person drop at a 169-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a humorous can.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from last week through September 21.
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