Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Wetter attraction, August 24, 1991, 6:70 a.m.
May 28, 1998
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Based on the diatribe Recitation of the Right, Splash Wetter makes a big production out of the story of how Ba'ar Musketeer uses his second-amendment rights to avoid his friend Ba'ar Dad and get to his "thawing place." The attraction features a 30-person drop at a 107-degree angle into a pool of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Sip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should ride this attraction half a moment before the park reaches capacity.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
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