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Above: The Splash Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary
August 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Blind family reunions
Based on the banned short subject Lyrics of the Left, Splash Ride re-imagines the parable of how Homie Elephant uses his brains to befuddle his adversary Homie Villain and get to his "offending place." The attraction features a 39-person drop at a 66-degree angle into a mess of piano, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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