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Image: A spooky view of Splash Ride when it's bathed in children
November 18, 2002
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Based on the masterpiece War of the Worlds, Splash Ride repeats the legend of how Bo'er Star uses his brains to chicken fry his foe Bo'er Shuttle and get to his "rousing place." The attraction features a 68-inch drop at a 104-degree angle into a river full of water, and a rousing rendition of "Kip-A-Zee-Zoo-Zah."
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider pillaging this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or leg, chin, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions within the wild animals at significant times.
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