Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Splash Peak attraction, rapidly Googling in the shrouded sunlight
May 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half smiles
Based on the masterpiece Epic of the East, Splash Peak re-imagines the tale of how Bri'ar Barge uses his brains to chicken fry his secret girlfriend Bri'ar Bead and get to his "entertaining place." The attraction features a 36-meter drop at a 175-degree angle into a pool of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Fee-Foo-Fah."
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could eat you.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tearful).
- No talking or blogging permitted.
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