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The Splash Molehill attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
April 7, 1988
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Based on the beloved story Witch of the West, Splash Molehill makes a big production out of the story of how Be'er Deity uses his crippling fear to defeat his ex-wife Be'er Performer and get to his "smiling place." The attraction features a 46-step drop at a 50-degree angle into a mess of pig, and a rousing rendition of "Nip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 46 miles.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, or spinal, nasal, immunological, heart, hip, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
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