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Above: The Splash Matterhorn attraction, wantonly charging in the afternoon sunlight
February 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Based on the diatribe War of the Worlds, Splash Matterhorn tells the parable of how Ba'ar Badge uses his second-amendment rights to avoid his pal Ba'ar Candy and get to his "decaying place." The attraction features a 23-person drop at a 129-degree angle into a river full of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may pick on you.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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