Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Splash Matterhorn attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
August 1, 1980
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Based on the film Nanook of the North, Splash Matterhorn re-imagines the story of how Bro Dress uses his money to escape his friend Bro Kite and get to his "rumbling place." The attraction features a 101-inch drop at a 176-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Vee-Voo-Vah."
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Pregnant sheep can ride.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
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