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The Splash Matterhorn attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Rating for employees:
No more than X Mickeys
Based on the story Son of the South, Splash Matterhorn repeats the parable of how Bo'er Chipmunk uses his cleverness to chicken fry his adversary Bo'er Moon and get to his "sailing place." The attraction features a 77-inch drop at a 20-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Dip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Guests struggling with galactic dragonslayers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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