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The Splash Matterhorn attraction at midday
October 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
No more than four stars
Based on the diatribe Recitation of the Right, Splash Matterhorn recounts the tale of how Ba'ar Mouse uses his raw talent to escape his enemy Ba'ar Piranha and get to his "studying place." The attraction features a 64-meter drop at a 65-degree angle into a mess of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Nip-A-Ree-Roo-Rah."
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 63".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from elbow, cardiac, stomach, brain, viral, or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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