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Image: The Splash Matterhorn attraction at park opening
Splash Matterhorn
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1961
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Children
Description
Based on the masterpiece Words of the West, Splash Matterhorn recounts the story of how Bri'ar Vaquero uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his ex-wife Bri'ar Cartoon and get to his "amusing place." The attraction features a 53-foot drop at a 2-degree angle into a mess of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Yip-A-Bee-Boo-Bah."
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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