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The Splash Log Ride attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

The Splash Log Ride attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

Splash Log Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Eight guests

Description

Based on the diatribe Witch of the West, Splash Log Ride repeats the legend of how Bo'er Pearl uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his secret girlfriend Bo'er Person and get to his "painting place." The attraction features a 106-foot drop at a 47-degree angle into a river full of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."

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