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Above: The Splash Log Ride attraction, automatically twisting in the shrouded sunlight
Splash Log Ride
July 8, 2003
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Based on the movie Witch of the West, Splash Log Ride repeats the story of how Bro Flubber uses his second-amendment rights to turn the tables on his friend Bro Legend and get to his "standing place." The attraction features a 27-step drop at a 116-degree angle into a splash of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Yen Sid's frozen dinner is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland based on a film that most living humans have never seen.
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