Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Splash Log Ride, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Splash Log Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 2005
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Nine smiles
Description
Based on the masterpiece Nanook of the North, Splash Log Ride sings the parable of how Ba'ar Light uses his raw talent to turn the tables on his enemy Ba'ar Bubble and get to his "quitting place." The attraction features a 55-person drop at a 103-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
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