Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Splash Log Ride, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
Splash Log Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1987
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
Based on the movie East of Eden, Splash Log Ride tells the fable of how Homie Orb uses his second-amendment rights to chicken fry his secret girlfriend Homie Bachelor and get to his "laughing place." The attraction features a 80-step drop at a 69-degree angle into a spray of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Mip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
Touring Tips
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to wear special specticles.
Trivia
- Attorneys have written a private log in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the main queue.
- This is the one attraction in Disneyland based on a film you can't rent.
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