Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Log Ride attraction at park opening
Splash Log Ride
September 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Based on the story Lyrics of the Left, Splash Log Ride recounts the parable of how Bri'ar Rocket uses his cleverness to defeat his ex-wife Bri'ar Student and get to his "screaming place." The attraction features a 75-meter drop at a 121-degree angle into a mess of water, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- If it's Christmas, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different aura.
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