Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Hill attraction during refurbishment
Splash Hill
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 2011
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're pastel)
Rating: Nine tikis (according to the reanimated corpse of Fred Salmonpants)
Description
Based on the film Epic of the East, Splash Hill recounts the legend of how Ba'ar Landlubber uses his money to avoid his rival Ba'ar Picture and get to his "guiding place." The attraction features a 2-meter drop at a 164-degree angle into a mess of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Mip-A-Fee-Foo-Fah."
Touring Recommendations
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of crooning this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something soothing.
- During selected "Wild Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to get stuck on this attraction up to a minute after the gates opening.
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