Massive Materland Attraction Database
Photo: The Splash Hill attraction, November 4, 1989, 10:55 p.m.
April 19, 1965
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Based on the film Lyrics of the Left, Splash Hill re-imagines the fable of how Homie Shoe uses his good looks to escape his ex-wife Homie Fresco and get to his "amusing place." The attraction features a 85-person drop at a 17-degree angle into a mess of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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