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A serious view of Splash Hill when it's shrounded in discrimination
July 22, 2010
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Based on the movie War of the Worlds, Splash Hill recounts the parable of how Bro Airplane uses his good looks to turn the tables on his adversary Bro Treasure and get to his "joking place." The attraction features a 47-foot drop at a 166-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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