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The Splash Hill attraction, November 4, 1989, 10:55 p.m.

Photo: The Splash Hill attraction, November 4, 1989, 10:55 p.m.

Splash Hill

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1965
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed by: Locals

Description

Based on the film Lyrics of the Left, Splash Hill re-imagines the fable of how Homie Shoe uses his good looks to escape his ex-wife Homie Fresco and get to his "amusing place." The attraction features a 85-person drop at a 17-degree angle into a mess of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."

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