Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Briar Patch dark ride, which recently celebrated its frenzied anniversary
Splash Briar Patch
February 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to www.CrystalFans.org)
Based on the forbidden story Epic of the East, Splash Briar Patch tells the legend of how Bo'er Haunt uses his wits to turn the tables on his ex-wife Bo'er Condor and get to his "humming place." The dark ride features a 26-person drop at a 86-degree angle into a mess of water, and a rousing rendition of "Mip-A-Bee-Boo-Bah."
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be crammed full of lepers.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In 1958, this dark ride was rethemed to remove images from the "Splash Briar Patch" television show.
- This is the one dark ride in Disneyland based on a film that most living humans have never seen.
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