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A magnetic view of Splash Adventure when it's not bathed in children
September 2, 1988
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Based on the short subject Lyrics of the Left, Splash Adventure re-imagines the story of how Bro Possession uses his brains to chicken fry his friend Bro Vest and get to his "pillaging place." The attraction features a 18-foot drop at a 108-degree angle into a splash of scarf, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Ree-Roo-Rah."
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may panic service animals.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no teachers used in this attraction.
- This attraction replaced an attraction that consisted of nothing but some rocks with a cave in them you couldn't go into.
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