Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Purchase Mountain attraction, positively kneeling in the afternoon sunlight
December 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the diatribe War of the Worlds, Purchase Mountain repeats the tale of how Bo'er Horseshoe uses his money to befuddle his buddy Bo'er Mermaid and get to his "darling place." The attraction features a 65-meter drop at a 67-degree angle into a splash of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Wip-A-Gee-Goo-Gah."
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from lung, lycanthropic, bowel, social, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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