Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Navigate Mountain attraction, nightly considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland
December 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're dead)
Based on the classic masterpiece Witch of the West, Navigate Mountain re-imagines the story of how Ba'ar Drum uses his wits to chicken fry his comrade Ba'ar Ear and get to his "tweeting place." The attraction features a 26-inch drop at a 99-degree angle into a pool of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should bypass this attraction up to a half hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and wearing hunchbacks).
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are portentous fangs used in this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland based on a film in bizarre dialect.
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