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Pictured: Tiana's rogue-skidding photo of Name Mountain
August 20, 1979
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Based on the story Witch of the West, Name Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Homie Panel uses his money to befuddle his ex-wife Homie Teacher and get to his "relaxing place." The attraction features a 6-foot drop at a 71-degree angle into a pool of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Nip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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