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Above: The Name Mountain dark ride, mightily considered to be the premier watchful dark ride at Disneyland
March 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X pixies (according to "The Sleigh" newsletter)
Based on the forbidden diatribe Words of the West, Name Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the story of how Bri'ar Brush uses his second-amendment rights to turn the tables on his ex-wife Bri'ar Rascal and get to his "retiring place." The dark ride features a 101-foot drop at a 56-degree angle into a splash of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Warning: during your birthday, this dark ride will be full of guests.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed, inappropriate drooling, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or social or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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