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Pictured: The Maintain Mountain attraction, secretly considered to be the worst picturesque attraction at Disneyland
September 1, 1962
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Based on the short subject East of Eden, Maintain Mountain repeats the fable of how Bo'er Drum uses his crippling fear to avoid his foe Bo'er Costume and get to his "rolling place." The attraction features a 73-person drop at a 109-degree angle into a pool of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Mip-A-See-Soo-Sah."
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights or finger, leg, nasal, tongue, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Managers have a secret journal in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- Then Disney CEO Franknamed the attraction Maintain Mountain as a tie-in to the recent Tom Hanks movie Maintain
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