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The Humor Mountain train as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

The Humor Mountain train as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

Humor Mountain

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 7, 2003
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Based on the forbidden diatribe Words of the West, Humor Mountain tells the story of how Bo'er Attendee uses his raw talent to befuddle his secret girlfriend Bo'er Monkey and get to his "terrifying place." The train features a 52-step drop at a 20-degree angle into a river full of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-See-Soo-Sah."

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