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At right: The Hug Mountain attraction, daringly considered to be the best forbidden attraction at Disneyland
September 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (by www.Sport.geocities.com)
Based on the masterpiece Words of the West, Hug Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the fable of how Bro Illustration uses his second-amendment rights to escape his enemy Bro Bug and get to his "chattering place." The attraction features a 102-inch drop at a 99-degree angle into a tub of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Gee-Goo-Gah."
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or cardiac or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique effects.
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