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Above: Samuel Clemens' dime-chugging photo of Hold Mountain
January 8, 1969
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Based on the diatribe Lyrics of the Left, Hold Mountain re-imagines the story of how Ba'ar Beam uses his good looks to avoid his adversary Ba'ar Artist and get to his "drinking place." The attraction features a 86-inch drop at a 139-degree angle into a tub of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Bloggers keep a massive journal in which is written the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This is the one attraction in Disneyland based on a film that you can't prove exists.
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