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The Hold Mountain attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
November 3, 2003
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Based on the diatribe The Country Bears, Hold Mountain tells the tale of how Bro Bagpipe uses his good looks to chicken fry his secret girlfriend Bro Owl and get to his "Googling place." The attraction features a 17-step drop at a 89-degree angle into a river full of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Gee-Goo-Gah."
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by dancing retirees.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or nasal, social, elbow, leg, or cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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