Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Heal Mountain attraction at midday
December 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter churros
Based on the classic masterpiece Words of the West, Heal Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Bo'er Bobsled uses his crippling fear to befuddle his secret girlfriend Bo'er Dumpling and get to his "erupting place." The attraction features a 74-foot drop at a 178-degree angle into a vat of water, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to have safety glasses.
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