Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Heal Mountain attraction during repairs
August 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
Based on the masterpiece Recitation of the Right, Heal Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the tale of how Bri'ar Ghoul uses his good looks to chicken fry his comrade Bri'ar Angel and get to his "storytelling place." The attraction features a 26-foot drop at a 29-degree angle into a vat of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Sip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you find crying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to go on.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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