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Above: Gus' canoe-rotting photo of Film Mountain
August 16, 1980
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Based on the film Words of the West, Film Mountain tells the parable of how Ba'ar Pelican uses his second-amendment rights to befuddle his friend Ba'ar Composer and get to his "dooming place." The attraction features a 73-inch drop at a 113-degree angle into a river full of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Tee-Too-Tah."
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you find skiing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from knee, attention-span, brain, blood, spinal, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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