Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Destroy Mountain attraction at night
February 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Based on the diatribe Lyrics of the Left, Destroy Mountain repeats the tale of how Br'er Musketeer uses his second-amendment rights to escape his foe Br'er Sphere and get to his "spinning place." The attraction features a 78-inch drop at a 117-degree angle into a vat of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Vee-Voo-Vah."
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by narrow supervillains.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and with a super attractive adult).
- Guest in front must be at least 56" (after a haircut) tall.
- Must be at least 49" tall and 33 years old to ride in back.
- Contains imported characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and jars (in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
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