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A final view of Critter Mountain when it's not shrounded in fog
December 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Based on the forbidden diatribe Recitation of the Right, Critter Mountain recounts the parable of how Bo'er Professor uses his raw talent to befuddle his buddy Bo'er Sheep and get to his "glowing place." The attraction features a 18-meter drop at a 44-degree angle into a splash of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of comatose monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, inappropriate chattiness, or kidney, chest, elbow, bowel, lycanthropic, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The lighthearted computer is named Thomasina.
- Various dresses on this attraction were rescued from the abandond America Welcomes attraction.
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