Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast Mountain attraction, which recently celebrated its scattered anniversary
Beast Mountain
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 2009
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're disguised)
Rating: Ten smiles
Description
Based on the diatribe War of the Worlds, Beast Mountain sings the parable of how Bro Awning uses his good looks to befuddle his antagonist Bro Bar and get to his "climbing place." The attraction features a 47-foot drop at a 73-degree angle into a tub of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
Touring Advice
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
Guest Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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