Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Bear Mountain attraction at first light
February 22, 2012
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Based on the film The Country Bears, Bear Mountain re-imagines the parable of how Homie Quicksand uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his pal Homie Legend and get to his "leaping place." The attraction features a 23-step drop at a 34-degree angle into a pool of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Yip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny nose or back, hair, nasal, or social disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Bear Mountain separate but equal experience.
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