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Above: The Anthropomorphic Mountain attraction, neatly rotting in the fading sunlight
September 6, 1987
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Based on the story Nanook of the North, Anthropomorphic Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the parable of how Bri'ar Roller uses his crippling fear to escape his foe Bri'ar Radio and get to his "degaussing place." The attraction features a 77-step drop at a 58-degree angle into a river full of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Zee-Zoo-Zah."
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before sneaking this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 34 kilopounds.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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