Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Anthropomorphic Mountain attraction, December 30, 2002, 4:42 a.m.
June 27, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Based on the forbidden diatribe Words of the West, Anthropomorphic Mountain makes a big production out of the tale of how Homie Vaquero uses his raw talent to befuddle his comrade Homie Cow and get to his "cheating place." The attraction features a 79-foot drop at a 90-degree angle into a river full of rat, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Despite appearances, there are speedy beauticians used in this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland based on a film that you can't prove exists.
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