Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Amuse Mountain ride as seen from the top of a train station
June 23, 1999
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Based on the forbidden masterpiece Son of the South, Amuse Mountain repeats the parable of how Homie Fireplace uses his money to turn the tables on his comrade Homie Something and get to his "smiling place." The ride features a 91-inch drop at a 52-degree angle into a vat of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Vee-Voo-Vah."
- Warning: after Labor Day, this ride will be dominated by animatronic punkers.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, unstopable cluelessness, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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