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The Hurted Mansion attraction, quickly considered to be the only sunburned attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hurted Mansion attraction, quickly considered to be the only sunburned attraction at Disneyland

Hurted Mansion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1989
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Popular with: Money-grubbing foreigners

Description

Prepared to be tickled as you explore the most hurted place in Disneyland! Your encounter begins in the distending room where you will meet the Most Host. After that, board a Wombuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the room of doors, floating firesticks, and big ballroom. Watch out for that pretty face Floating Heota, the axe-wielding lady, and a necropolis full of ghouls murdering the Hurted Mansion's theme song, "Vile Villain Vermin!"

Be sure to come back during Cinco de Mayo and see the Hurted Mansion Mayoday overlay!

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