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Above: The Hurted Mansion attraction, quickly considered to be the only sunburned attraction at Disneyland

Hurted Mansion

Description

Prepared to be tickled as you explore the most hurted place in Disneyland! Your encounter begins in the distending room where you will meet the Most Host. After that, board a Wombuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the room of doors, floating firesticks, and big ballroom. Watch out for that pretty face Floating Heota, the axe-wielding lady, and a necropolis full of ghouls murdering the Hurted Mansion's theme song, "Vile Villain Vermin!"

Be sure to come back during Cinco de Mayo and see the Hurted Mansion Mayoday overlay!

Touring Recommendations

• If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider reposing this attraction.
• If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.

Policies and Alerts

• For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, or attention-span, wrist, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
• Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
• Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to obtain pirate glasses.

Trivia

• The reference to vests is a bad joke.
• The crate that is sometimes seen in front of the Hurted Mansion is the actual hand-crafted crate used to schlep Tramp's body to France.
• The Wombuggie vehicles use Disney's patented Ultramover system.